about us
PMS sucks!
(But gooey fudge brownies don't suck!)
My wife wanted a brownie on her period one time and I didn't have any brownies so I had to drive into town to get her a brownie and I was like, "Why haven't I just signed her up for the brownie subscription. Oh wait! That doesn't exist."
Except now, it does exist! And this is it! We are the first and only brownie subscription service. We're shipping thousands of brownies to women on their periods every month. Sign up today so you, your girlfriend, wife, daughter, or mommy can start getting a brownie every period.
(You'll get brownie points for doing this or you get your money back.)
Random Brownie Quote:
“There is nothing better than a friend,
unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
juicy Brownie while you're PMS'ing."
- Linda Grayson -
- PMSweets Customers everywhere -
our brownies are made with:
lots of ingredients, but the main one is love. Lots and lots of love. Sign up today and schedule your first delivery (choose the date carefully). If you're early, you might get slapped. If you're late, you might get kicked to the couch...
How it works:
You'll click here to sign up.
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Enter YOUR name and email address.
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You'll enter the recipients name, email, and shipping address. (Don't worry, we won't contact them until after they've gotten their first delivery).
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Choose the date you want them to receive their first order. If you're unsure, just think really hard about when they would want a big, juicy, love-filled brownie. If you're still unsure, just pick a random date, hold on for the ride, and hope we get the schedule worked out moving forward.
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We bake our brownies fresh every day, flash-freeze them once cool, and then package them with care in a microwave-safe container. When they arrive to you, they're ready-to-eat or can be microwaved briefly for extra gooeyness.
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The recipient can adjust their future ship dates simply by sending us an email or a message through our website.
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Our standard is to ship every 28 days, but we can adjust to customer needs no problem!
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Every 12th brownie is free! (Just pay shipping)
