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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

  • Is this a joke?
    It started that way, but then we realized this was a serious opportunity and that women everywhere needed us. We are a legitimate business! It's not a joke, but yes, it's funny.
  • How do you get the "timing" down?"
    Thankfully, that's not up to us! We just make brownies and ship them when you tell us to. The default is that we will ship every 28 days, but if an adjustment needs to be made, you or the recipient can send us an email and we'll adjust the shipping date.
  • When do I pay?
    We will process your payment the same day each month, even though your shipment goes out every 28 days. It is like a monthly subscription or a "membership". As long as your payment is successfully collected, you'll continue getting your brownie every 28 days! In your 12th month, you will only be charged for shipping! The 12th brownie is on us!
  • Are there any options other than brownies?
    At this time, we're still pretty fresh. We believe in the acronym KISS. Keep It Simple, Silly. So no, there are no other options. We've got 3 different varieties of brownies and they're all absolutely amazing. (Including one gluten-free option!) If you'd like to see another treat added one day, please send us a comment and we'll chew on it! (ha! get it? Chew on it...)
  • Do you have any coupons!?
    We do not have any coupons. You never ask an artist for a "deal" on a piece of artwork and you never ask a brownie subscription business that's trying to create local jobs and takes a lot of pride in their product for a discount. If you can't afford our product, we hope that one day you can.
  • What if my brownie never arrives?
    First, we'll probably think you're lying and just want an extra brownie. Just joking. Just message us. Customer comes first and we're sure as heck not going to argue with a woman who didn't get their brownie. Heck, the mailman probably ate it.
  • Can I order multiple brownies and have them shipped together to save money?
    Yes, you can sign up for as many subscriptions as you'd like! No, you cannot have them shipped together. They will always ship individually. We don't do special orders or multiple shipments to save money. KISS - Keep It Simple, Silly.
  • Where do the brownies come from?
    They come from our brownie factory in Martinsville, VA. Don't waste your time trying to find us. We prep everything and ship from a certified and inspected kitchen, but you'll never find it. I run everything incognito because if my wife found out I was doing this I might get kicked to the couch...
  • How did you come up with this idea!?
    One day, my wife was PMS'ing and wanted a brownie so bad. I was like, "Babe, I don't have a brownie". She was like, "BABE, I WANT A BROWNIE." I was like, "Yes ma'am." Then I had to drive across town to a fast food restraurant to buy my wife a brownie. It wasn't even that good... Then it all happened again. I was all thinking like, "This is so dumb. Why don't I just sign her up for a brownie subscription." So I looked for one, but could not find one. So I created PMSweets.
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